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This eBay ad is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen on the internet. All sincerely, no magniloquence. Why, why did I not bid on the monkey-on-horse sculpture purportedly made of amber? I could have displayed it under the framed green text art and the framed blurry photograph. I’m not kidding, no fraudulence, I have the biggest hanker for it now.